Pillow Talk
"I'm so glad I have my glasses on and didn't forget to take my contacts out because I really don't want to get up--my feet just defrosted..."
"You've been wearing contacts for what, 20 years now? And you still forget to take them out... amazing."
"No! I haven't worn them for 20 years..."
"Okay, then 10."
"Nooo...okay, yes. Yes, exactly ten years, actually--I've had plastic in my eyes for 10 years!"
(Silence.)
"I just told you that I've had plastic in my eyes for 10 years, and you have nothing to say to that?!"
"Weird."
