With This Herring I Thee Wed
In an interesting social and cultural development, a woman by the name of Sharon Tendler became the first woman to marry a dolphin. After a 15-year courtship, the British millionaire married the "love of her life" - a 35-year old dolphin named Cindy. See the full story here.
You are probably thinking this woman is crazy; however, you need to get a clue and a little perspective. She is just trying to live A Porpoise Driven Life.
Shaun McDonnell
OK, I have to update this post as of 9:10am EST. If you look at the comment Katie made, she mentions how I sent my little "Porpoise Driven Life" joke to Rush Limbaugh after he read the story towards the end of his program yesterday. He responded with a simple "rofl" which means "Rolling on the Floor Laughing." I sent him the email around 2:50pm yesterday. Now, click the link below to hear this morning's "Rush Limbaugh Morning Update" that is played on radio station's across the United States. Listen to the whole thing.
I consider myself honored to have been plagiarized by Rush Limbaugh himself. :) I plan to email him again to harass him about ripping me off. :)
Shaun McDonnell
